Crazy Newspaper launched
Crazy News, home of all weird and funny news stories is proud to launch its first newspaper. All major news items will be published in the newspapers. This is the place to be for all the fake news fans.
George W Bush presents his new staff
After buying the elections, George W Bush took advantage of this occasion to make some major changes to his administration. Yesterday he presented his new staff. These are the three biggest changes.
general Peter J Schoomaker
Saeed al Sahaf
sergeant Ivan Chip Frederick
The department of Defense(Donald Rumsfeld) will be replaced by the Department of Oil Securing
with headquarters in the Middle East. Donald Rumsfeld will retire after a successful carrier.
The Department of Oil Securing will be leaded by General Peter J Schoomaker. This is his reward for his brave leadership in the war in Iraq. He will continue fighting for the good cause in the coming war in Iran in 2006.
Margaret Spellings of the Department of Education will be replaced by Saeed al Sahaf. From now on, all American children will learn true American values at school.
Most Americans already realized the American legal system was insufficient. That's why new methods were needed. Sergent Ivan Chip Frederick had the brilliant idea to use torture. He was rewarded for this idea by getting the leadership of the Department of Justice. This Department has been renamed to Department of Torture. The headquarters will be situated at Guantanamo Bay and Abu Ghraib.
The Mastercard company will be sued next week for an advertisement campaign satirizing Bush. Page 2
Richard Branson reveals in todays interview that Virgin Express will change its color to pink.
Scientists claim our universe was created in a simulation. Find out the truth on Page 7.
It's now for sure: Aliens do exist. The truth is out there on Page 3.