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Crazy News, home of all weird and funny news stories is proud to launch its first newspaper. All major news items will be published in the newspapers. This is the place to be for all the fake news fans.

George W Bush presents his new staff

After buying the elections, George W Bush took advantage of this occasion to make some major changes to his administration. Yesterday he presented his new staff. These are the three biggest changes.

Department of
Oil Securing

general Peter J Schoomaker

general Peter J Schoomaker
Middle East

Department of
Education

Saeed al Sahaf

Saeed al Sahaf
Yale

Department of
Torture

sergent Ivan Chip Frederick

sergeant Ivan Chip Frederick
Guantanamo Bay and Abu Ghraib

The department of Defense(Donald Rumsfeld) will be replaced by the Department of Oil Securing with headquarters in the Middle East. Donald Rumsfeld will retire after a successful carrier.
The Department of Oil Securing will be leaded by General Peter J Schoomaker. This is his reward for his brave leadership in the war in Iraq. He will continue fighting for the good cause in the coming war in Iran in 2006.

Margaret Spellings of the Department of Education will be replaced by Saeed al Sahaf. From now on, all American children will learn true American values at school.

Most Americans already realized the American legal system was insufficient. That's why new methods were needed. Sergent Ivan Chip Frederick had the brilliant idea to use torture. He was rewarded for this idea by getting the leadership of the Department of Justice. This Department has been renamed to Department of Torture. The headquarters will be situated at Guantanamo Bay and Abu Ghraib.

Politics

The Mastercard company will be sued next week for an advertisement campaign satirizing Bush. Page 2

Business

Richard Branson reveals in todays interview that Virgin Express will change its color to pink.
Page 6

Religion

Scientists claim our universe was created in a simulation. Find out the truth on Page 7.

Science

It's now for sure: Aliens do exist. The truth is out there on Page 3.

Media

Doctor Thomas H Johnson finally reveals the mysterical disease of Michael Jackson. More on Page 8.

Crazy Pet of the year competition

We at Crazy News have noticed that there was way to much serious and pessimistic news in 2004. That's the reason why we have decided to show you, as our new years resolution, that not the whole world is governed by aliens by starting a new and fun competition. It will be called the "Crazy Pet of the year" award.

The first edition will be hold in the beginning of 2005. Every pet of a famous or less famous person will be able to participate in this contest. You can propose one candidate by posting a story about him or by contacting us. Every serious proposition will be considered.

After a few months we will pick five or six candidates amongst them and place a poll for exactly two weeks on this website. You will be able to vote once a day for your favorite candidate. After those two weeks the candidate with the lowest votes will be erased from the poll and a new poll will be issued until we have a winner: the Crazy Pet 2005. We at Crazy News, are looking forward to it.

The first serious candidate was proposed far before the start of this competition: Baxunia, the rabbit of George W Bush on Page 8.

Crazy Newspaper Edition 1, 14 february 2005
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