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Virgin Express goes pink

After several rumours, the news is now official. Sir Richard Branson (under) has decided to radically change the image of his company.

Richard Branson

"Our very popular company name will subsist, but Virgin won't be any more associated to red. Much people had problems to associate Virgin to the red colour, so we decidated to change it to pink, symbolizing the new revival of Virgin."

Plane

CN assumes that the whole fleet of Virgin Express will be repainted in the coming few months, other products of the Virgin company will soon follow. The first pink plane will depart tomorrow, more details are to be found here. The first pink Virgin cola will be available in the stores next month. Cheers!

Virgin Cola

Analysts claim that the pink colour will certainly be notified, but they don't dare to bet that it will result in a higher profit, considering pink isn't the most popular colour on this planet. But everything could happen if Virgin is able to change that attitude. Let's hope it for them.

Newsflash

Important message from a Coca Cola employee.
Last week I lost my two front teeth at work. They probably fell in a bottle. They are quite old and thus very important for me. I was using them every day, allthough they became darker and darker every day.
If you find them, please contact me as I am collecting them.

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